Little Miss Muffet Meets the Unicorn

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet

Eating her curds and whey

Along came a spider

And sat down beside her

He wouldn’t go away

He said, “Little girl,

Why are you here?

Do you know what you want?

Little girl, what do you say?

Do you know who you are?”

Then the spider became a centaur

It bore her away

Up a glass mountain

They found a full fountain

And in it, something lay

It said, “little girl,

Why are you here?

Do you know what you want?

Little girl, why do you stare?

Do you know who I am?”

She’d traveled far, she’d seen it all

She’d never woken up.

Until they came

So pure and plain

To the maintain’s fair cup

She said, “Fair beast,

Why do you lay,

Can you not get up?

Fair beast, I understand,

I was forever asleep.”

Little Miss Moffet has left her tuffet

Now her soul is warm

Along came the centaur

And knelt down beside her

Before the unicorn

It’s always unicorns

Come meet the unicorns

Little girl,

Why are you here?

Do you know who He is?

Little girl, your heart is pure,

Come, meet the unicorn.

Come meet the unicorn

We’ll meet the unicorn!